I’m sure it’s pretty evident that Miley Cyrus has always been a pretty big, well, SKANK. But if my friend were here she would have liked me to insert here, “She’s 16 you guys, all 16 year olds are like that, you can’t judge her until you’re 16.” So, I guess I can’t judge her until I’m 16? But lets keep in mind that she was 14, or younger when she took those pictures on her phone where she’s pulling her shirt up with her mouth and stuff. So I think it’s plenty fair for me to judge her.

Anyways, as if it weren’t obvious enough that her hormones are hitting the roof, she decides to go onstage, at the TEEN CHOICE AWARDS in a fricken God knows what. When she came out of that trailer I thought she was trying to look like Britney Spears and about to burst into a musical rampage singing one of Tila Tequila’s songs. I mean c’mon, is it really necessary to wear skin tight, leather booty shorts and that piece of fuzz that’s supposed to be a vest just because the song you’re singing is entitled “Party in the USA”? Last time I checked, Miley’s clothes said more, “LOOK OUT! I’M BORDERLINE SKANKY SO YOU DISNEY BITCHES CAN’T SAY NOTHING ABOUT IT” whereas that outfit was just downright, “I’m a hooker.”

To top it off, Miley decides to have a stripper pole installed into an ice cream truck so that she can be pushed around on stage while dancing next to/on that pole. I guess all I really have to say it, congratulations Miley, you’ve really outdone yourself once again.

For those of you that missed it, here’s a link to watch it: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QxUr2ggLlhI&NR=1

And am I the only one thinking that her parents were really thinking, “She is so fucking dead when she gets home” when they were clapping at the end? Let me know